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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

2 dead in Las Vegas Strip shooting, with suspect known but not yet arrested, police say - ABC News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

I test TVs for a living — and I recommend these 2 TVs above everything else - Tom's Guide

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

US measles count nears 1,200 cases as Ohio officials confirm 3 outbreaks are over - AP News

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the story behind bhai dooj?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nintendo Switch 2 launch games: Every Switch 2 game available on day one - Video Games Chronicle

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Final AIDS/LifeCycle Travels Through Santa Barbara County - Noozhawk

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

‘I Couldn’t Stop Crying’: Swifties React as Taylor Swift Reveals She Finally Owns Her Music - Rolling Stone

Then came..

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Heavily shorted AI stock is rapidly climbing the Fortune 500 - TheStreet

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Signals detected from Antarctic ice seem to defy laws of physics. Scientists search for answer - KSL News

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.